HandCrofted - You Are Not Alive To Please Any Of These Motherfuckers 1.5" Keychain

This sassy 1.5" keychain delivers your daily dose of empowerment with a side of colorful language! A pocket-sized reminder that your life is yours alone, perfect for those moments when you need a little rebellious encouragement. Attach to your keys, bag, or anywhere you need a tiny cheerleader with an attitude that cuts through people pleasing tendencies!