HandCrofted - I Will Shit On Everything You Love 1.5" Keychain

This hilariously honest 1.5" keychain features a mischievous bird with a bold warning that'll have everyone laughing. Perfect for bird owners who know the truth about their feathered friends' targeting skills, or anyone with a slightly wicked sense of humor. Attach to keys, bags, or gift to that friend who appreciates brutally funny accessories!